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Joke of the Day

"The great thing about Reddit and internet forums is that they're ageless. As long as teenagers act mature and adults act immature. And if you don't agree you're stupid."

"Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!"

"Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)"

"Why do fish swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze."

"England and Ethiopia recently played each other in a football match After a tough match, with both opponents clashing, the scoreline ended in English 8 - Ethiopia Didn't"

"Hope there is a particularly fiery spot in hell for anyone capable of losing a dog in an enclosed dog park."

"A hat and a tie are out running The tie gets tired and says he needs a break. The hat replies ""Don't worry. You hang around and I'll go on ahead."""

"My Neighbour works in Fashion and was gloating they look at attractive people for a living, so I replied so do I. ... I work in a store that sells mirrors."

"if you're stuck in a group text, an easy way out is to throw your phone in the street and start a new life"

"Joan Rivers stopped breathing during cosmetic surgery and has passed after several days of home care. At least she died doing what she loved."