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Joke of the Day

"A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender replies, ""I'm sorry, but we don't serve spirits here"""

"I tried donating to the itty-bitty titty committee... But they don't really need the support"

"You are not even beneath my contempt."

"Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!"

"PSYCHATRIST: wat do u see ME: a rorschach test PSYCHATRIST: and this one? ME: a inkblot used to test my psyche PSYCHATRIST: (starts sweatig)"

"What is the media of choice for the mallard? **DUCK TAPE!!!** lololololololol-- *cough cough* --lololololol"

"What is the premier dish in Israeli-Japanese cuisine? Jewshi"

"What will people say when Prince Charles dies? Long live the Queen."

"I have the heart of a lion... and a lifelong ban from the zoo."

"Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No I'll ketchup with it later."