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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Ruberto."

"Shrodingers cat walks in to a bar and doesn't."

"What can't you spell without the letters p-e-n-i-s? Happiness... you dirty bastards"

"Bruce Jenner? More like Bruce Transjenner!"

"I'm quitting the blueberry only diet. I haven't lost a pound and I'm getting tired of blueberry pancakes, muffins and poptarts every meal."

"If a tree fell on keemstar in the woods Would anyone care."

"Why can't you trust a person with two butts? Because they're bi-assed."

"*Friend is sinking in quicksand* Get help before I drown! *I start to run, stop, jog back to friend* Technically you're not drow- NATE!"

"The sausage mogul Jimmy Dean has passed away. Someone just sent me the link!!!!"

"What is the proudest body part? the veins"