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Joke of the Day
"If a tree fell on keemstar in the woods Would anyone care."
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"Mail from Grandma: FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:No subject"
"The most embarrassing thing for a kangaroo is accidently hopping into another kangaroo's pouch who then hops into a 3rd kangaroo's pouch"
"Which villains steal soap from the bath? Robber ducks."
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"My penis... Is such a dick."
"Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine? It was soda pressing."