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Joke of the Day
"Shrodingers cat walks in to a bar and doesn't."
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"Use chemicals to remove polish nobody bats an eye Use chemicals to remove Polish and you are literally Hitler."
"When you're trying to watch something and your whole family decides to have a competition to see who can be the loudest."
"What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus? I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples."
"What do you call weed from Israel? MaraJEWjuana"
"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner."
"I am now referring to my parents as numbers like you guys refer to your kids. 72 & 70 are coming to visit, send wine."