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Joke of the Day

"I keep pushing the potato button on the microwave, but alas, no potato. :("

"When you put the punchline before the rest of the joke. How do you know when you're a bad comedian?"

"My fairy godmother asked me ""Do you want a long penis or a long memory?"" I don't remember my answer"

"What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !"

"I bought a timeshare on a racehorse. It's a nightmare."

"""You missed a spot."" -g"

"The fish said to the... no the fish over heard... dammit that's not it... Okay I had a really good fish joke but forgot it, be patient walleye think it over."

"A guy goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian looks at him and says, ""Fuck off, you won't return it!"""

"A lot of people seem to fuss about adding and removing an hour from the day. I think it's just a minute difference."

"I was interviewing a guy for a position as a dentist Turns out he wasn't very great at the job. I told him and he broke down crying. He couldn't handle the tooth"