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Joke of the Day

"What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !"

"Honey I Shrunk the Kids And I Shrunk Some Water Skis And Now This Little Squirrel Is Skiing In Our Pool And Its Rad You Gotta See This Babe"

"Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles."

"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk."

"At first I didn't like beards, But then they grew on me"

"I got caught peeing in the pool the other day The lifeguard yelled at me so loud that I almost fell in."

"how much wood would a wood chuck if Bruce Willis is the Ghost"

"It's fun to park next to that car that's parked far away so that no one will park next to it."

"Why did the monkey get lost in the jungle? Because jungle is massive."

"If I said I was the king of the jungle, I'd be lion to you."