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Joke of the Day
"What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !"
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"The first person to ever call me a psycho was Lorraine from high school. Height 5'4, coffin size 84 by 28 by 23."
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"What do you call a boat with a hole? A sink."
"I'm single with no kids. I don't answer to anyone. ""Meow."" Okay! I'm opening the can now! Please don't shred the toilet paper again!"
"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, whereas this little piggy... ... went to a rape crisis centre after being introduced to David Cameron"
"In baseball, why does it take longer to get from second to third than any other bases? Because there's a short stop in between."
"Why are Austalian grocery stores the best? Because of their Koala Tea"
"What did Hitler get for Christmas? An easy-bake oven."