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Joke of the Day

"A lot of people seem to fuss about adding and removing an hour from the day. I think it's just a minute difference."

"Bella is the most misunderstood girl in fiction. She games Edward for immortality, starts a vampire war&secures a wolf servant for her baby."

"History has forgotten the name of the man that invented the ""Lazy Susan"", but it conveniently still remembers the name of his ex-wife."

"You know when motorcyclists give a little wave to each other, I do that when I see someone else eating in their car."

"What did the scientist say at the bar? I'd like some H20 please."

"When are people going to realize that ""the bigger the shoe size, the bigger the penis"" ... ... is a total phallicy?"

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow? You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years"

"What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !"

"What do you get when you travel a long way with a kung fun hero, and breathe heavily next to a guy named Russ? Miley Cyrus."

"What's a pedophiles favorite piece of classical music? Symphony in A Minor"