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Joke of the Day
"Communist lesbians are the strongest kind They use fists of steel"
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"I just moved to a new housing estate and asked my girlfriend to celebrate with anal Her response; ""N.I.M.B.Y"""
"Today I was hit in the back of the head with a bag of ice I was knocked out cold"
"Sarah, i understand that you are a feminist... ...but you can't end your prayer with ""awomen"" instead of ""amen"" credits to an anonymous facebook post of which i was too lazy to read the name"
"Really not sure why people tell me to ""be honest"" then get all upset when I tell them their eyebrows need a divorce. *shrugs*"
"Why shouldn't you eat meat from pot smoking cows? Because the steaks are too high."
"A woman asked me for a German method of coal extraction... And mein shaft she got"
"What did your last slave die of? A perforated colon."
"Who wrote the book The Russian Milkman? Ipul Titsky"
"Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't mate in captivity? He had a reptile disfunction."