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Joke of the Day
"Who wrote the book The Russian Milkman? Ipul Titsky"
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"I used to have a job; ""I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off."""
"*montage of me teaching a penguin to do everything my son Brian can do* Wife: Where's Brian? Me: [studying her closely] He's... right here?"
"How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!"
"My girlfriend was sucking my dick...... My girlfriend was sucking my dick when she took it out of her mouth and said ""I don't really like the way dicks look."" I said ""Hmmm, it must be about taste"""
"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period, since it ends his sentence."
"What's the best machine at the gym? The vending machine."
"Everyone keeps saying Marry Christmas to me... I'm so confused. Who's this Christmas girl and why does everyone want me to marry her?"
"Parallel Lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."
"Pedophile almost wins marathon... He just came in a little behind."