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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't mate in captivity? He had a reptile disfunction."
Next Joke
"According to my wife's diary, I have boundary issues."
"What do you call a potato with no limbs? An amputater"
"Wanna hear a clean joke? Bob had a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a guy."
"CAPS LOCK. BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH THE FURY!"
"What did one rifle say to the other? Me llamo es 762"
"At a KKK chapterhouse I'd like to join the Klan. Ok, to do that you must kill six niggers and a cat. What? Why the cat? Welcome to the Klan!"
"The Apple store in town got robbed last night the police have sent out an appeal for iWitnesses"
"You deplete me"
"Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous You're practically begging for typos."