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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you eat meat from pot smoking cows? Because the steaks are too high."
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"I've been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building. Hope it's not terminal."
"How do you get a fat girl into bed with you? A piece of cake"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the newspaper! ... Didn't get it? Of course not. ..the chicken got it!"
"Waiter I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?"
"what's Putin having for Christmas? Turkey"
"The Job Promotion Saudi Arabia just announced that someone was promoted be the new Oil Minister. That would make it a sheikh-up in the government."
"A woman is like a bucket of KFC... Once you're past the tender breasts and the juicy thighs all you have left is a greasy wet box to put your bone in."
"if religion is the opium of the masses then i smoke weed everyday!"
"Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?A: The MLB."