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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors? A chicken sedan."
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"How does a Jew make his coffee? Hebrews it."
"What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics? Seizure Salad."
"What happened when the red ship and the blue ship crashed They were marooned"
"John: ""My memory is bad..."" George: ""How bad is it?"" John: ""How bad is what?"""
"Ddi Humpty Dumpty have a good winter? No, but he had a great Fall."
"Given the American diet, don't you think we'd have greater success locating missing children if we put their faces on liters of soda?"
"Shout out to the sense of wonder in the eyes of children. Also to pistachios. I'll eat a shit ton of pistachios. Mmmm pistachios."
"Q: Why does everyone love cats? - A: They're purr-fect!"
"Saudi TV Mistake Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened. Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake."