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Joke of the Day

"Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate? I'm staunchly pro-volone."

"How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1) put some earbuds in your pocket 2) wait one minute"

"Someone in the office keeps making decaf coffee & I've narrowed it down to that guy who never gets anything done."

"What did the red dog say to the blue dog? Nothing, dogs can't speak."

"Teacher: Now class whatever I ask I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!"

"My doctor told me I have type-a blood. Apparently it was a type-o!"

"How do you upset a plumber? Kidnap his princess."

"What's the difference between a girls mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be in both those things."

"Remember back in the olden days when we used wood-burning stoves and AOL?"

"Every time I click on AMAs That's all the time we have, thanks everyone!"