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Joke of the Day
"""Shit, I have to go."" - Yoda, Jedi Master Humorist, iChat"
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"i have a favorite bike in spin class it looks just like my bed and also its my bed"
"We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows. Don't want any sharks in my house."
"Did you hear about the guy who couldn't read? He spent the night in a warehouse."
"Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO"
"My wife wants me to be her sexual advisor She said:""if I want your fucking opinion I'll ask for it"""
"What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."
"Why is the Mars Rover banned from pet stores? Curiosity killed the cat."
"Why don't Black people like to go on cruises? ... Because they're not falling for that one again."
"A Jewish boy goes up to his father and asks for 5 dollars. The father responds, ""4 dollars!! Oh my god what do you need 3 dollars for??!!!"""