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Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO"
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"What do you call a female dog with a pH over 7? A basic bitch."
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"They say there's safety in numbers... Well tell that to 6 million Jews"
"He's making a list, He's checking it twice. And now I'm falling asleep. And she's calling a cab."
"My old roommate's bathroom was so dirty- -I had to clean the soap before using it. (Seriously.)"
"My son is fashion conscious and likes Disney show tunes. I think we need to have THE TALK. No son of mine is gonna raid my lingerie closet."
"What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail? Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world."
"I tried to kill a spider with glitter spray... Now it won't stop stripping and I have to call it cinnamon."
"For all the bad things that happened this year I sure did get fat."