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Joke of the Day
"I was asked to give a talk about ignorance... ...but I don't know anything about it."
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"Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!"
"You say pervert with a telescope. I say biological astronomer."
"I'm badman! bad to whom? whoman!"
"[drops a pinch of fish food into fish tank] ME: here ya go little buddies FISH: oh wow pukey shit flakes again, thanks man"
"What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef strokinoff!"
"What is the difference between a Caucasian and an Asian? A Cauc."
"What did Hitler say when he got a 10 kill streak? Get reiched."
"Good thing the silica gel packet that came with my shoes was marked ""DO NOT EAT"". I assume all new shoes come with snacks."
"What do you call sliding into home plate, on a green field in Mexico? Muchas Grassy-ass. I'm sorry."