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Joke of the Day

"What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow? Chop chop."

"How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !"

"Why do Ethiopian women give the best blowjobs? You know they'll swallow"

"Whats the biggest cause of child molestation Sexy kids."

"How do sharks like their steak? Whale-done :)"

"Did you hear about the escaped gang of Jamaican stabbers? Poky mon. Gotta catch em all."

"What's the bet part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There's twenty of them!"

"How is Debbie Reynolds like my penis? They both had a stroke when they saw Carrie Fishers body."

"Cat owner : wow my pet cat really likes you Me: yeah well that's just because I have at least 2 sardines in my left pocket at any given time"