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Joke of the Day

"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my grandad in that concentration camp during the war... Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."

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"Did you hear about the 100lb midget with the 50lb balls? He was half nuts."
"I'm on pace to see 3.7 million Aflac commercials this college football season."
"REPORTER: how does it feel that ur tweet got like 0 favs? ME: it made me laugh so I dont think its so bad R: how does it feel 2 be wrong tho"
"What's the most popular Russian streaming service? Nyetflix"
"Me: Will I be happy in 2017? (peers into crystal ball) Me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN Psychic: I don't know; I've never seen one explode before"
"Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? One goes ""cockadoodle doo"", the other goes, ""Any cock 'ill do."" Old joke my 60-something grandfather told me when I was 10"
"My mum told my girlfriend that I'm a big softy. She said, ""No he isn't, he's not even big when he's erect."""
"What did he green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!!!"
"We see you, guy who ""doesn't want any pizza,"" contributes no money, then eats 6 slices when it arrives. We see you, and God sees you."