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Joke of the Day
"What did he green grape say to the purple grape? BREATHE!!!"
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"How do you make black people break out into song? Put em' to work!... On a gospel record."
"You got problems with parenting... You start to get headaches. I follow the instructions on the aspirin bottle: ""Take two and keep away from children."""
"I found out I've been spelling pedo wrong for years. It's actually paedo. Always handy to spellcheck a CV."
"What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing? Peter Grill"
"Contrary to popular belief, the most common use for electrical tape is to cover up goth nipples."
"Hi, my name is Kate. I am 12 and I am still a virgin... does that mean my dad is gay?"
"Some people should be dipped in vagisil Maybe then they wouldn't be such irritating cunts"
"Sometimes I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, ""Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill!"""
"Maybe every nation has ninjas And the Japanese ninjas are just the worst"