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Joke of the Day

"Knock-knock Who's there? Howdjalikeablowjob Howdjalikeablowjob who? No, no...the proper answer is ""Why, yes! Thank you."""

"Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives."

"I'm trying to initiate a neighborhood watch program but the damn neighbors keep closing their blinds."

"Joke title Punchline. EDIT: Obligatory fake edit about not realising it was a repost"

"What's Al Gore's dancer name? Algorithm."

"hello 9-1-1? my girlfriend's been kidnapped ""stay calm sir, what's ur girlfriend's name"" oh she goes to another school u wouldn't know her"

"Back in my day, we didn't have Twitter, Facebook, or even the internet. Guys would have to walk uphill for days to tell me that I'm gay."

"Beethoven: hey everybody, this next song's called ""Fur Elise"" Elise: omg, we broke up 6 months ago, get over urslf B: SHUT UP ELISE I LUV U"

"What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle."

"How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb? Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks."