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Joke of the Day

"Beethoven: hey everybody, this next song's called ""Fur Elise"" Elise: omg, we broke up 6 months ago, get over urslf B: SHUT UP ELISE I LUV U"

"I am trying to get some help for my PTSD... But it always seems to be one flash forward and then two flashbacks."

"Dogs are tough!! Been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy!"

"What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday? A once in a lifetime opportunity."

"I once found an egg with two chickens in it That was my best yolk."

"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck"

"What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair? Artificial Intelligence."

"What is white and interferes with the meal? An avalanche."

"Why do the Marines call it Parris island? Because they like to play with each other's oui oui."

"The Irish Alligator His name was Croc O'Dile."