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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives."

"What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !"

"What do you call a trio of Muslims? The Three Mosqueteers."

"For an ""adult"" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books"

"Job hunting tip: Leave the facial piercings at home. Hard to get hired when you look like you fell down a flight of stairs with a tackle box"

"Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!"

"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? PUMPKIN PI"

"What's the Russian word for Internet outage? Internjet"

"My friend broke one of his bones in a funny accident. It was humerus."

"SISS-BOOM-BAA The sound of a sheep exploding"