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Joke of the Day
"Joke title Punchline. EDIT: Obligatory fake edit about not realising it was a repost"
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"What happened to the trapeze artist that did drugs on the job? He got suspended."
"The word of the day is: bishop My sister fell down the stairs, i had to pick the bitch up"
"Did you hear about the Chinese brother's that tried to start a German Empire? Turns out two Wongs don't make a Reich."
"What's the sexiest thing about the holocaust The shower scenes"
"TIFU by crashing my airplane I had forgotten to turn off my cell phone :("
"I`m not working for Blackberry... But I`ve got a RIM job."
"Falling off Bed A lunatic falls off his bed. He quickly gets up. 10 minutes later, he falls again. He thinks to himself ""Good thing I got up 10 minutes ago, or I might have fallen on myself"""
"What is the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole."
"How many fat people does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to unscrew the light bulb and screw a new one on another one to operate the crane and a third one to say when the chicken is ready."