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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, But I soon realized that toucan play that game."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards of boats If they fell forwards they would be on the boat"

"What do you call a horny Donald Trump? President-Erect"

"Why did the cannibal refuse to eat the police officer? It was a jewish cannibal."

"You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts."

"Why didn't the buddhist accept the Nitrous Oxide for his root canal? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage."

"Saturday plans: -get abducted then hunted by a group of rich guys on a game reserve, then systematically take them out one by one. - laundry"

"Did you hear the CEO of Honda wont be back next year? He's leaving of his own accord. Edit: grammar."

"My friend was having trouble with girls, so I told him there's plenty fish in the sea He's since been charged with beastiality."