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Joke of the Day
"Why do scuba divers fall backwards of boats If they fell forwards they would be on the boat"
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"Scientist My findings are pointless when taken out of context. Media Scientist claims ""findings are pointless"""
"My girlfriend is amazing, she is a Chinese food chef So shes very Lo Mein-tenance"
"""Honey, I'm pregnant"" ""Are you kidding me?"" ""That's another way of saying it, I guess, yeah"""
"I'm dreading summer because I'll be subjected to my Facebook friends' pictures of the temperature readout from inside their vehicles."
"My mute friend told me a funny joke."
"How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land? You Sioux them."
"What keeps running and doesn't get tired? A Kenyan child."
"Plug your headphones into a banana. Everyone will leave you alone twice as much."
"Horror Stories by R. U. Scared"