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Joke of the Day

"A Dyslexic Devil Worshipper Sold his Soul to Santa."

"I'm sorry, but your safe word must use letters, numbers, punctuation and be at least 16 characters long."

"What's the difference between a hobo crack addict and a millionaire crack addict? 99 dollars."

"Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would do better in the FDA He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids."

"""i have good news & bad news"" wife: bad news 1st ""the washing machine broke"" wife: and the good news? ""the dogs are clean AF"""

"You don't see many dog librarians. Probably because of the barking."

"Man found dead midway through masturbating Cause of death? A stroke"

"Save the whales Collect the whole set. seen on a bumper sticker in PDX"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and potato? I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face."

"I finally get why everyone on earth is so moody... This whole planet is bi-polar."