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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horny Donald Trump? President-Erect"
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"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?"
"Disclaimer: My jokes are not always based on true events. Use as directed. Side effects may include genital swelling & loss of lunch."
"I'm naming my kid Johncena Because he was unexpected"
"There's probably a whole circle in hell that's just full of guys beatboxing."
"Teacher - how did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or internet ? Student- I've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters !!"
"When dads become grandfathers... Their dad jokes grow exponentially, just like their lineage."
"How much does a moil get paid for circumcision? Ninety-nine dollars plus tips."
"Why are fire trucks red? Because if someone pulled your hose you would be red too."
"What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book? He removed the appendix!"