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Joke of the Day
"Someone with a thick Italian accent walks up to a man and says ""I really like europeanness."""
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"""will you be paying with cash or credit?"" ""Cash"" *start playing ""ring of fire"" on my kazoo *gets tackled by security*"
"What's the definition of 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period."
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"My home security system is just 15 motion-activated Big Mouth Billy Basses."
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"Why are antivax parents so afraid of their kids getting autism? Because they know, first hand, how hard life is when you're a fucking retard."