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Joke of the Day
"Someone with a thick Italian accent walks up to a man and says ""I really like europeanness."""
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"'Do what you want!' she cried lying back on the bed. 'I love a man who takes control.' 'OK' he said and put her CDs into alphabetical order."
"Why can't the T-rex do any push ups? Small arms? No it's because dinosaurs are extinct you dumbass."
"Me: I just broke a nail. WebMD: Finger cancer."