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Joke of the Day

"What does being questioned by interpol have in common with cunnilingus? One slip of the tongue and you're in the shit"

"I want to tell a joke here... ...but it's about sex and I don't think most redditors get it"

"A guy called into work and says, ""Hey, boss! What's the difference between work and your daughter?"" ""I'm not coming into work this morning!"""

"I want a lady in the streets and a billion dollars"

"How did the Nucleus escape from prison? through the cell wall."

"How did the pedophile pianist get caught? He accidentally let people hear him playing in D-minor."

"An irishman walks out of a bar..."

"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? Cause i ran into him the other day and he was asking about you"

"How do you stop a Polish battletank? Shoot the guy pushing it."

"(nsfw) How do you know the female bartender is mad at you? There's a string in your bloody Mary"