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Joke of the Day
"My boobs are nice so I don't have to be."
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"Killing the earth Arrogant humans, you are not killing the earth. The earth is attempting to kill you."
"Keystroke... not as sexy as it sounds"
"How do you call a lesbian dinosaur Lickalotopus"
"""I know exactly how you feel."" *staring at a deflated giant inflatable snowman"
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott -Melania Trump"
"Dad please dont mess my hair up and say love ya' in public, I'm in a gang now"
"What type of meat do catholic priests eat on Friday? Nun."
"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def leppard"
"A fish asked a lobster why he gets boiled alive The lobster replied ""your face looks boiled"" The fish says ""I guess you can't be roasted"""