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Joke of the Day

"What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy? En-dwarf-ins"

"""Bluetooth or crazy"" - is a guessing game I play when I see someone talking to themselves on the street. I usually guess wrong."

"A woman went to the doctor, who examined her. He said, You have a bad back. The woman said, I want a second opinion. The doctor said, All right! You're ugly as well."

"""I hate it when you go off on tangents!"" ""I hate it when YOU go off on cosines!"" Irreconcilable trigonometry can kill a relationship."

"(OC) What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper? Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory."

"What did the man say when the bass was too loud for his ears? ""That megahertz"" What did the woman get in response when she asked if his ears were okay? 100 watts"

"What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net? Well man it's been reel."

"What do you call a black man with a gun ? You call him ""sir""."

"Why is the O in Opossum silent? Because it's playing dead."

"Pinocchio boarded a bus in Rome. The bus was full of priests, except for one seat. Pinocchio took the seat and said"" Thank god I'm not a real boy!!"""