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Joke of the Day

"A dorito asks the doctor whether or not he's done the DNA test to his son yet.... The doctor responds, ""Yes, I'm afraid he's NACHO son."""

"Just ate two bacon cheeseburgers, so if anyone wants to come rob me, I won't be getting up."

"Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro? They don't believe in higher power."

"I told my pregnant girl friend that she was as big as a 747. That did not fly."

"If you only see one movie this summer, maybe see more movies, they're great!"

"What stars go to jail? Shooting stars."

"Why are men sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without xy."

"Lance Armstrong finally admitted to doping... ...at least he had the ball to admit it."

"It's Thanksgiving week in the U.S., but all I'm hearing is... ...everyone's Russian to get Turkey."

"Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous."