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Joke of the Day

"The Supreme Court is like regular court but with sour creme, guacamole and extra cheese."

"If an ant smells bad, what is it called? De-Oder-Ant"

"The only way I'd be scared of a ghost is if one was coming at me wearing a fitted sheet that I thought I'd have to eventually fold."

"A pirate walks into a bar ... ... and the bird on his shoulder is saying ""Pieces of Nine. Pieces of Nine"". It was a parroty error."

"What do you call it when Bill Clinton gets an erection? A political uprising."

"6-year-old: *finds a picture she drew* Why was this in the trash? Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous."

"Cop ~ Do you know how fast you were going sir ? Me ~ Uhhh .... Roughly about the same as you Cop ~ Get out"

"What does a tree do when it wants to go home? It leaves."

"What does a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."

"When life gives you lemons... Sue because you wanted pizza saw this one from a youtuber I really like haha"