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"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together Riveting"
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"I regret to inform you that I've had better lays from a bag of chips."
"Hair so long she accidentally flushed herself down the toilet"
"What does batman take in his beverages? just...ice."
"I had a job at a lumber yard, but I soon got board."
"""wow these chicken wings are SPICY"" i say aloud to no one, the world ended years ago. i'm not even eating wings. even the sun has gone"
"I was kicked out of karate class today for describing everything the instructor did as ""senseitational"""
"When I get in a crowded elevator I can't stop myself from trying to guess everybody's weight."
"You never really know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it'll last. Snow, maybe."
"The Trump Tower incident proves that.. ..the only way to climb up a corporate ladder is by sucking up"