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Joke of the Day
"Hair so long she accidentally flushed herself down the toilet"
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"Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys ""at law"" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something."
"Why do Canadians like number systems greater than Base-10? Because 7 8 9, A?"
"This hotel has the worst mini-bar. All the little bottles of booze taste like shampoo."
"sick of bullshit dui checkpoint profiling just because i'm a white male with the jagermeister logo emblazoned across his truck windshield"
"Presidential Disinfectant Hydrogen Barackside"
"My favorite book is a Stephen King novel... but you've probably never heard of It"
"What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married? His Feyonce."
"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? Rooster goes CockaDOODLEDOOO!! Prostitute goes AnyCOCKLEDOOO!! (Such an old joke maybe some of these young redditors have never heard it ;)"
"Hey girl... Is your ph above 7? Cuz you're basic as fuck"