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Joke of the Day
"I regret to inform you that I've had better lays from a bag of chips."
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"If electricity follows the path of least resistance... Why doesn't lightning only strike in France?"
"Twitter 1 Act: -Person misreads sarcasm -You point out it's sarcasm -""I know I was being sarcastic back"" -Sharpen pencil, jam it in own eye"
"What did the Mexican name his two dicks? Jose and Hose B"
"Childs experience: if a mother is laughing at the fathers jokes, it means they have guests."
"A dog runs for senator... He has no previous experience in pawlitics"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper."
"Why are friendzone'd guys always sick? They suffer from m'ladies"
"I have a tree joke you might like to hear but most of us would be Sycamore. (tree jokes need to be spruced up in my opinion)"
"I accidentally answered my phone & panicked when I heard someone say ""hello?"" so I just did the best I could & made the fax machine noise."