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Joke of the Day
"You never really know how many inches you're gonna get or how long it'll last. Snow, maybe."
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"I farted in front of a Jewish friend He got offended but i said "" c'mon a little gas never killed anybody"""
"I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot."
"What's the most fucked up thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet!"
"[During Interview] ""Do you have any questions?"" - Yeah, inTitanic why did Jack sink when he died but everyone else floated?"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off"
"What do you call a stupid asshole? Ignoranus"
"People say I'm odd because... I CAN'T EVEN"
"[dog wedding] [Bride throws bouquet into crowd] [Groom catches it, gives it back to Bride] [Bride throws bouquet again] [Groom catches.."
"I lost my virginity. Can't remember a thing, my pussy hurts and there is a used condom on the floor. Last thing I remember was seeing Bill Cosby in the bar."