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Joke of the Day

"I had a job at a lumber yard, but I soon got board."

"Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair? he was a bad conductor."

"Did y'all hear about the circus fire this weekend? Yeah, scary stuff... they say it was intents."

"Somewhere in another dimension there is a Lingerie store called Victoria Secretes where all the panties already come with discharge on them"

"Volkswagon How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6 million in the ash tray"

"What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale"

"I walk with a limp so people think I have a gun in my boot. And because I sprained my ankle running away from a moth."

"Henry constantly confuses sleeping people with dead people. Henry is also a necrophiliac so things get awkward for Henry quick"

"Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died? He just needed a little bit of Clojure."

"How to make a grown man cry. Take him shopping with you."