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Joke of the Day
"If it weren't for Abraham Lincoln, America really would have gone South."
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"ABORTION BILL A congressional aide asks a politician, ""What are we going to do about the new abortion bill?"" The politician replied, ""Shhhhh -- just pay it."""
"My girlfriend bet me a blow job that I couldn't go the whole day without making a period joke. I said, ""You're on."""
"""Sir you're gonna have to stop masturbating"" said the Doctor. ""Why"" ""Its hard to examine you if you keep moving""."
"Name as many weed names as you can. Purple kush, Sharks breath,God,Chewbacas anus gas. KEEP IT GOIN'"
"A CW told me for the 50th time that her baby learned how to walk so I told her""if you really wanna impress me lmk when it learns how to fly"""
"What did the drummer get on his test? Drool"
"Why was the tomato blushing? Answer: ...Because it saw the salad dressing!"
"I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you."
"99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women."