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Joke of the Day
"I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you."
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"I only eat ""indie"" breads. I am a Naan-Conformist"
"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives it to him and he slams in down in one gulp. ""What do I owe ya?"" asks the neutron. ""For you? No charge."""
"On the the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.. Nothing. I don't have a girlfriend."
"A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""
"""What happened?"" The bullets asked their sad bullet friend... ""I got fired."" He replied."
"Look I see that you love me and would kill for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic"
"Doctor: You have bronchitis Me: OMG I've always wanted a dinosaur!What do I feed it?"
"Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar? They each got six months!"
"What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints? an im-paw-ster."