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Joke of the Day

"ABORTION BILL A congressional aide asks a politician, ""What are we going to do about the new abortion bill?"" The politician replied, ""Shhhhh -- just pay it."""

"What does a blender full of dead babies sound like? I dunno, I was too busy masturbating..."

"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome"

"I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."

"Just smiled back at a Toyota commercial."

"Which street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"

"Why do people still buy bottle openers? I just don't see the reason for purchasing a bottle opener. I've been using my seat belt for years!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?"

"Do you struggle with rational thinking and basic literacy? Let us know in the comments below"

"What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story? Nothing, except fairy tales start off with ""Once upon a time"", and war stories start off with ""No shit, this really happened""."