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Joke of the Day

"What's the best nation in the world? Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity."

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb? Zero. Somebody already did it."

"If you open this, you will lose. THE GAME Sorry. EDIT For the newbies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)"

"Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing? For the halibut."

"Did you know Brian Welch, the former drummer of Korn opened up an Orphanage in India? ...and you should have seen the look on those little orphans' faces when they heard korn was coming!"

"What kind of foods do arthritic cannibals love to eat? Finger foods..."

"A big upside to marriage is never having to take time to google shit, your spouse already knows everything."

"What do you can an African-American that has growing pains in its leg? A knee-grow"

"my wife usually fills up our car with gas *she farts a lot*"

"What do you call a 2D fairy? Pixie-lated"