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Joke of the Day

"If you open this, you will lose. THE GAME Sorry. EDIT For the newbies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)"

"When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, ""O MG!"""

"Dolphins thats just a kids TAIL (get it)"

"What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl? Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common."

"I just called to get my credit score and I heard laughing in the background. Sounds like a cool place to work."

"When i was little i was afraid of dinosaurs But growing up i learned they all died.. Now i am afraid of dinosaurs ghosts"

"What do you call an ugly dinosaur? An eyesaur"

"Wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."

"What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game? At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded."

"Today is the 20th anniversary of the genocide in Rwanda, but first... let me take a selfie."