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Joke of the Day

"I'm not stalking you. I'm getting to know you behind your back."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. If engineered correctly."

"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall into the cup of hot chocolate."

"This joke isn't half bad... It's two thirds bad :D"

"Non-Racist black joke What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag? A Kit-Kat."

"I think this is the weekend to finally tell my parents I'm straight."

"Two young men walk into a bar I dont know what happened then I was outside"

"Mom, what's an orgasm? I don't know, ask your dad."

"What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."

"What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up."