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Joke of the Day

"Did they ever identify that unknown female deer crime victim? You mean Jane Doe?"

"Jesus was white and spoke English and enjoyed baseball and apple pie and was a churchgoing Christian."

"""You know the newest cars drive themselves. And they found that by turning an equal amount left and right, you end up going straight."" ""I swear, officer."""

"Why did the veggie band sound horrible live? Because they were missing a beet."

"Today I saw two blind people fighting I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" They both ran away."

"If vaginas could only talk! Oh what a story men would still not listen to."

"Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago"

"What's the difference between a Taliban training camp and a Pakistani wedding? I don't know. I just fly the drone."

"*speaking to sandwich* honey, I have good news. you're going to have a baby brother! *starts making another sandwich*"

"How many black men does it take to feed a family? Just one, if you eat the whole thing."