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Joke of the Day
"Only God can judge me. *gets hit by lightning*"
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"Whats a printer's favorite sandwich? A paper jam sandwhich"
"At a bathroom line. ''Can I go before you? I really need to number two'' ''No, I was here before you and I need to go as well''. ''I swear I need to go more than you''. ''You're so full of shit''."
"""My advice to you: subtlety."" - The Joker, to Trump"
"Why do Stormtroopers never laugh? Because they always miss the joke"
"The Bible is so unrealistic, Noah's wife would have never allowed two spiders on that boat."
"There's only one group of people dumb enough to believe in astrology... Scorpios"
"Never try to annoy someone with bird puns Because toucan play at that game."
"My son asked me if mayonnaise was a mammal. *cashes in college fund *installs a pool in backyard"
"Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm."