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Joke of the Day
"The Bible is so unrealistic, Noah's wife would have never allowed two spiders on that boat."
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"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies? Disney movies can still touch children."
"Dad said I wasn't allowed to go out wearing this skirt because it's ""too revealing""... Fuck you, dad, I'm a grown man and I'll do what I want!"
"Why did the Mexican decide to become a Buddhist? He wanted to become Juan with everything."
"Come on down! You're the next contestant on STFU!"
"Saved a little girl from getting raped this weekend I raped a little boy instead"
"My friend threw a pebble at me for not giving him the video game he wanted for Christmas... I just said 'Let he who is without sims throw the first stone'."
"The best revenge is to show them that your life is getting better after they're gone"
"Hey girl, how 'bout some head? - Henry VIII"
"I got like 30 followers off a tweet about free porn sites, to which I say free credit report lose weight free penis enlargement."