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Joke of the Day
"What did one Redditer say to another? Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments."
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"I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice."
"Who corrects Santa's grammar? A subordinate Clause."
"What do you get when you have sex with an STD infested mentally challenged person? The slow clap"
"Well it took forever but I just paid the pizza guy entirely with the quarters I found behind his ears."
"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! (Credit to the Pythons)"
"""I ran a half marathon"" sounds so much better than ""I quit halfway through a marathon""."
"""Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever."""
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad, eventually we had to take his bike away"