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Joke of the Day
"I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice."
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"Why cant college students take exams at the zoo? Too many cheetahs"
"Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea."
"It's only a restroom if you fall asleep in the stall."
"I was watching a fight the other day... ...and a hockey game broke out."
"How do people with acid reflux complain? errr mer GERD"
"Whats the best way to eat a vegetable Go for the wheelchair first"
"All that money and sleep was super annoying anyway. -lies parents tell themselves"
"Star Wars has given me unrealistic expectations of who my father is."
"My superpower is turning ""never again"" to ""ok, one more time"""